your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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