thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And the cops told us we were all naked.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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