im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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