And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
only if we run a train.
done.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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