Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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