glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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