too bad you live with your parents still
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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