Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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