it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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