So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize