what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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