I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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