I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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