Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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