in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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