so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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