Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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