Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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