i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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