Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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