He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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