Ambien. No doubt about it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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