The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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