explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Two words: blizzard sex
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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