Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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