Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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