We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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