butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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