nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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