woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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