4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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