Cold hands, warm shart.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We had to coat check the pizza.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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