i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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