How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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