Can Purell be used as lube?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
In other news, I just burned my penis
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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