is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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