No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is the high leading the old right now
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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