Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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