You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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