she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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