we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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