Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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