So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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