you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You made out with two different species that night
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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