theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
send nudes
from the living room?
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