Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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