apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize