I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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