I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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