dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
splinters make it hard to masturbate
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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